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Thursday, October 24, 2013
Monday, August 26, 2013
Speaking of Manboobs
Women protest for freedom to go topless.
Listen, - the people who are mostly against it are other women. They are using that to also 'rape blame'. Please, how many topless men have been raped because they were topless, and why is this pretty much one of the only countries left that does not accept a form of the human female body to be a normal part of life?
Other countries' beaches can be filled with topless folk, and even nude people basking in the sun. Apparently we can't handle boobs in any form, other than when they're stuffed in a Victoria's Secret bra. Sad news folks, I'm kind of disappointed in you.
I've seen some guys with Moobs Like Jagger, and quite frankly, they had a bigger cup size than me, and a lot more hair. Please explain to me why floppy hairy man tits are perfectly fine to see, but regular boobs are not? As in a woman's boob? It seems to be ok if it's a guy just bouncing in the breeze on a hot summer day, or a rather large fellow just flopping along, titties a twerking...... this is what's acceptable by today's world. I'm sad.
Please, just as a reminder as to what we will accept, and what we will not, let me post a few videos, and make a reference link to the story on the Boston channel. Please do enjoy the videos immensely. I am sure you will contact me further regarding your heartfelt joy in this matter.
http://www.myfoxboston.com/story/23253218/2013/08/26/worcester-woman-pushes-for-topless-equality
Now, if you will excuse me I have some titties to whip back and forth. This may or may not be a better performance than Miley Cyrus at the VMA.
Listen, - the people who are mostly against it are other women. They are using that to also 'rape blame'. Please, how many topless men have been raped because they were topless, and why is this pretty much one of the only countries left that does not accept a form of the human female body to be a normal part of life?
Other countries' beaches can be filled with topless folk, and even nude people basking in the sun. Apparently we can't handle boobs in any form, other than when they're stuffed in a Victoria's Secret bra. Sad news folks, I'm kind of disappointed in you.
I've seen some guys with Moobs Like Jagger, and quite frankly, they had a bigger cup size than me, and a lot more hair. Please explain to me why floppy hairy man tits are perfectly fine to see, but regular boobs are not? As in a woman's boob? It seems to be ok if it's a guy just bouncing in the breeze on a hot summer day, or a rather large fellow just flopping along, titties a twerking...... this is what's acceptable by today's world. I'm sad.
Please, just as a reminder as to what we will accept, and what we will not, let me post a few videos, and make a reference link to the story on the Boston channel. Please do enjoy the videos immensely. I am sure you will contact me further regarding your heartfelt joy in this matter.
http://www.myfoxboston.com/story/23253218/2013/08/26/worcester-woman-pushes-for-topless-equality
Now, if you will excuse me I have some titties to whip back and forth. This may or may not be a better performance than Miley Cyrus at the VMA.
Tuesday, July 23, 2013
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